Elmos got a gun

Elmos got a gun!
Elmos got a gun!
Big Birds on the run,
Kerneys dialin 911!

What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Birds crap?
They say when Elmo was arrested
They found Oscar headless in the trash!

Elmos got a gun!
Elmos got a gun!
Rovers head has come undone
Sesame Street aint no fun!

BANG! BOOM! BAAAAAAAANG!

You want me to walk around Sesame Street
Without a bullet-proof vest?

Forget about it!